What Are Cramps Jokes?
Cramps Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cramps jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do singers get during their periods?
Minstrel cramps.
#2
Today i meet my new boss Have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps ?
i exactly feel the same way after meeting my new boss today :(
#3
Starve a cold.
Feed a fever. Humiliate a rash. Flatter a migraine. Friendzone diarrhea. Date cramps. Bring anxiety home to meet the family.
#4
I'm uncomfortable with abortion.
It gives me cramps.
#5
Bad sign.
My fortune cookie just said, "Abdominal cramps".
#6
Fellas, imagine having your balls roughly kneaded for two days straight.
Congratulations you just experienced menstrual cramps.
#7
"LeBron has cramps"...
I get those every month you baby.
#8
The irony of my developing severely crippling stomach cramps minutes after reading a cheesy old love story isn't lost on me.
*faints*
#9
My girlfriend sometimes complains about how painful her period cramps are....
I told her to shut up, that's her fault for being a woman
#10
(Misogynist Joke #4) - My girlfriend complains about how painful her period cramps are...
I reminded her that's her fault for being a woman.
#11
Sorry I haven't tweeted much.
Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps.
#12
If my ex had an autobiography it would be called "Mein
Cramps" What, did you NOT SEE that one coming?
#13
Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps.
Heavy Christmas period to blame.
#14
I'd do well in a zombie apocalypse because I'm near sighted, get cramps
if I don't get enough potassium and my only skill is googling things
#15
Funny that Lebron couldn't even finish a game due to cramps when
RoboCop saved all of Detroit without even having his own legs
Why People Enjoy Cramps Jokes
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