What Are Crosses Jokes?
Crosses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crosses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar...
...to help his friends change a lightbulb
#2
What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?
I'm the wiener!
#3
*writes 'amount to something' on bucket list* *crosses it out* *writes 'mount something'* Yeah.
That's do-able.
#4
[sitting at a table] Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across.
Me: crosses out and writes new number *thermostat negotiations*
#5
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?
A double crosser.
#6
At this point, I'm positive I've read the entire Bible via Facebook status updates.
*crosses off bucket list*
#7
What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers.
Christians are horrible drivers.
#8
*rolls grocery cart into open house* Ooh what a lovely lamp!
*puts it in cart* An iPad! *crosses iPad off shopping list* *puts it in cart*
#9
*Vladimir Putin dining* I want Russian fries "They're French fries" Not
for long *crosses Ukraine out on agenda & lists France* Not for long
#10
my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation
me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps
#11
If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked
by all the buildings with giant crosses.
#12
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
#13
BOSS: We need to improve morale ME: Okay BOSS: How about an office party?
ME: [crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies"] I guess
#14
Why would the road cross the chicken?
Because it had a death wish. It's well known that no one crosses the chicken and lives.
#15
Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?
A: A dirty double crosser.
#16
When a Black Hole Crosses Your Path Nature abhors
a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does.
#17
*walks up to fountain* *throws in a shiny penny* *crosses fingers* *makes
wish* *looks over at mother-in-law* *does throat slash motion*
#18
A man fixes a lightbulb, crosses the street, and walks into a bar.
He tells the bartender: "My whole life is a joke."
#19
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
Dead.
#20
How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't need light bulbs, the burning crosses provide enough illumination.
Why People Enjoy Crosses Jokes
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Another reason people love crosses jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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