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Crotch Jokes

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Crotch Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of crotch jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Red Fern Q: Where does the red fern grow?
A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!
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#2
Getting really tired of you emotional women on Facebook.
Stick some cotton in your crotch, eat a tub of ice cream, curl up to your body pillow, STFU and go to sleep
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#3
I put an ice pack on my crotch And
then I cold-cocked my girlfriend.
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#4
I like my coffee how I like my women...
So hot that it hurts when it touches my crotch.
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#5
I like my women like I like my coffee...
Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch.
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#6
Dear students, I know when you're texting Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.
Sincerely, your teacher.
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#7
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the crotch.
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#8
This girl said she could see a bulge in my swim shorts and I was flattered.
I looked down at my crotch and she said, "The other side."
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#9
In my day a hand on my crotch was third base...
now even a hand job is a foul ball!
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#10
I like my girls the same way I like my coffee.
Hot as fuck and all over my crotch while I am trying to drive.
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#11
My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, "Big pee pee!"
I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.
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#12
Considering "natural" childbirth?
You wouldn't have a tooth pulled without painkillers, right? This is an 8lb tooth. From your crotch.
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#13
I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what
people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them.
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#14
not doing the peanut butter and the penis trick with the dog anymore.
My son caught me and wants to know why my face is in the dog's crotch
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#15
A man walks into a bar And the bar happened to be
at crotch level and it hurt like a motherfucker
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#16
My girlfriend has a fire crotch.
Or as it's scientifically known, "Chlamydia".
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#17
So my wife walked in on me blowdrying my crotch...
And asked me what I was doing. "Just warming up breakfast for you, honey." First post, hope I'm doing this right.
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#18
Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up.
She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit.
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#19
My girlfriend asked me why I was blow-drying my crotch...
Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the response she was looking for.
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#20
I like my woman like i like my coffee...
Hot, wet, and all over my crotch
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