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What Are Cry Jokes?

Cry Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cry jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you make Hitler cry?
Easy just show him his gas bill.
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#2
How do you make a baby cry twice?
You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear.
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#3
How do you make a baby cry?
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
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#4
For Christmas this year I'm going to pay my bills
and look at pictures of Europe and cry.
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#5
What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?
You don't cry when you cut up a hooker.
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#6
How do you make a 6 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear.
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#7
Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
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#8
- Adele's baby starts to cry - Adele sings the baby a lullaby
- baby cries more, but now for different reasons
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#9
Hate it when a mum automatically assumes their baby is hungry when they cry.
Maybe they're crying for a stable economy. YOU DON'T KNOW!
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#10
Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?
Because he was empty inside.
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#11
why does mommy cry when she cuts onions?
"she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"
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#12
A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better
not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry.
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#13
I always cry after sex.
God, I fcuking hate prison!!!!!!!
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#14
[1st date] *recalls buddy said women like a manly man* *but also, be
sensitive* I like to work with my hands, But splinters make me cry.
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#15
Whats the difference between fridge and a 14 year old boy?
The Fridge dosen't cry when you put the meat in
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#16
I once made a horse laugh and cry.
(NSFW) I told the horse I had a bigger cock. He bursted out laughing. I showed him, he cried.
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#17
My smart friend My friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
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#18
Just told my four year old daughter there's
a skeleton inside of her and made her cry.
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#19
Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then
maybe you're dating an onion and not a man.
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#20
I don't usually cry from onions, but this
one's story is so inspirational.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and cry jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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