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Cunt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cunt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Back when I was a kid there was no internet so people would
sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt.
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#2
Mum: How come your friend ______ hasn't been around lately?
Me: Because he turned into a cunt.
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#3
We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth.
Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts.
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#4
Got a quick joke, that might be offensive to women.
NSFW Q: Two tampoons drive right pass you. Which one stop to say "Hello?" A: Neither! They're both stuck up cunts.
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#5
Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, with a dick so long he could suck it.
As he wiped off his chin he said with a grin, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.
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#6
My 5-year-old daughter hates it when I call her the "C" word...
cranky. She starts crying, screaming and stomping around. It's at this point I have to tell her: "Stop acting like a little cunt!"
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#7
Why can't tampons be friends?
They're all stuck-up cunts.
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#8
What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex?
Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other.
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#9
How do you make a gay man have sex with a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
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#10
What do we want?
A cure for Tourette's! When do we want it? Cunt.
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#11
What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth?
An anchovies cunt.
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#12
I play a song, nobody likes it.
One week later, every cunt likes it.
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#13
What do you tell someone annoying you need a moment?
One sec, cunt.
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#14
Why do woman have faces?
So you know what cunts yours. I have to get a ratio of woman to man down/up votes for this haha..
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#15
Why did god invent the yeast infection?
So women would know what it's like living with an irritating cunt.
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#16
What starts with "c" and
ends with "unt" cunt.
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#17
I'll never forget my grandpa's final words,
"stop shaking the ladder you cunt."
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#18
Why did God invent the yeast infection?
To show girls what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
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#19
Ever wonder why you always get a boner when you look in the mirror?
That's because your dick thinks you're a cunt too!
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#20
People at work say i'm unnecessarily rude ...
but i say fuck those cunts.
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