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Curl Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of curl jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?
Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
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#2
There was a little girl who had a curl right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very good. But when she was bad, hot damn, she was terrific!
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#3
[date] Me: Have you ever had it so deep your toes curl?
Her: No, I'd love that Me: [pulls out 15th century poetry book] get ready Her: um
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#4
Hospitals make mistakes with newborns, so before bringing yours home, check by rubbing its belly.
If it curls in and bites you, that's a cat
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#5
"I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your
spine and curl up with you on the couch." -- bibliophiles, to books
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#6
SURVIVAL TIP If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl
up like a ball and pretend you're stoned
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#7
The guy two cubes down wears vests, curls his mustache, and never says a word.
I always smile politely because maybe he'll spare my life.
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#8
What did Stephen Hawking name his new
hair salon The Curl Up and Dye
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#9
Sunday is a great day to curl up with a good book and
completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet.
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#10
Getting really tired of you emotional women on Facebook.
Stick some cotton in your crotch, eat a tub of ice cream, curl up to your body pillow, STFU and go to sleep
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#11
What kind of haircut does the black judge have?
Jury Curls
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#12
I've had a shitty week.
I either want to curl up in the fetal position or the fecal position.
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#13
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard
and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''
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#14
What's my type?
Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.
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#15
Scratching my head trying to recall...
What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard? I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."
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#16
So there was this surfer dude called Curl,
but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl
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#17
It's gonna be a long day.
I can wait to get home and curl up with a good Internet.
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#18
6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get
drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no.
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#19
Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a
good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up.
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#20
Parenting is no different than a bear attack.
Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone.
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