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Cut Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cut jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
"Ok.
Breathe. Retrace your steps. You went to the beach, carried that dude, stopped for Quizno's, got your hair cut..." -God loses his keys
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#2
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a **short cut!** ^I'm ^sorry
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#3
You know how I got my dick to 12 inches?
I cut it in half.
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#4
Keep salespeople from pestering you by asking what type
of saw can cut through bone and sinew the quickest.
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#5
I'm like an onion When
I cut myself i cry
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#6
I cut myself shaving today...
because who has time to do both?
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#7
Executioner : Due to the power-cut
we'll be using the acoustic chair.
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#8
Cheap date idea: cut open a pack of hotdogs & squeeze the juice over
your lover's body then summon a peregrine falcon with your mind.
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#9
I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius
Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend.
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#10
Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off?
He died instantly.
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#11
lady, cut my neck open with trimmers, i dont care, but if you try and
start a conversation with me im never coming back to this Supercuts
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#12
How does a man cut his hair on the moon?
Eclipse it
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#13
Woman cut me off, stole my parking spot.
I honked, flipped her off and went into yoga. Woman came into class as the instructor. Namaste.
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#14
What do you call a human organ cut in half ?
A human piano.
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#15
I lost 1/2 a pound in one hour!
Want to know how? I cut off 14 inches of hair!
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#16
When a woman puts on a low cut shirt, she's basically
saying she wants to win all arguments for the day.
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#17
***Abortion jokes are NOT
FUNNY*** Cut it out!
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#18
Guy cut me off & I shouted, "you are unable to pleasure your wife.
OR HUSBAND." Cause he needs to know I'm angry, yet progressive.
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#19
What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?
Little Caesars!
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#20
I just cut my mouth on a potato chip.
People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them.
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