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What Are Dam Jokes?

Dam Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dam jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam.
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#2
A beaver ran into his ex.
"Sorry," he said, "I wood like to catch up but I'm dam sure I can't bite off more time."
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#3
What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?
A God dam engineer.
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#4
What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?
Dam... I got to get in shape!
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#5
What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall?
DAM!
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#6
Did you hear about the new Kanye track?
Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes.
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#7
A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.
"Dam" he says.
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#8
"Hot damn!" - the Nazi's probably after their dams were destroyed.
I don't know; I'm not a historian. It's just an educated guess.
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#9
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
dam
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#10
Two fish are swimming upstream and one of the fish hits his head against concrete.
He looks to the other, and says "dam"
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#11
What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?
"Dam-it!"
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#12
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One fish turns to the other and says, "DAM."
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#13
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam
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#14
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One turns to the other and says, "Dam."
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#15
What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?
Dam!
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#16
I'm a proud member of DAM:
Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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#17
What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?
Cod dam
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#18
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam
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#19
Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the
other and says *"Dam!"* #oldbutgold
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#20
A fish swims into a wall.......
Dam.
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