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#1
Q: Why are horses poor dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
#2
How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?
5,6,7,8
#3
Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?
Time served
#4
Why are dogs such terrible dancers?
They have two left feet.
#5
Q.
What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
#6
Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because they have two left feet !
#7
How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five... six... seven... eight!
#8
I went to see the ballet, and..
..all the dancers were standing on tiptoe. I said,"Why don't they just get taller dancers?"
#9
Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences?
Because they cancan.
#10
9: Mom, why are all those girls standing on their tiptoes?
Me: Because they're ballet dancers 9: Why didn't they just get taller girls?
#11
If there is a zombie apocalypse I hope that they are
thriller zombies because they're fabulous dancers
#12
Q.
What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
#13
I wonder if tap dancers....
Look at a floor and think "I'd tap that"
#14
Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers.
Most strippers have little or no coverage.
#15
Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?
Could they not hire taller dancers?
#16
[spiders pour into room] THEYRE EVERYWHERE [group of tap
dancers enter] ALRIGHT MEN THIS IS WHAT WEVE TRAINED FOR
#17
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.
#18
Madonna falls off stage apparently she was supposed to untie her cape so that her dancers could rip it off her.
i guess madonna is not as good at pulling things off as she used to be.
#19
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look
at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."
#20
Picture me eating dinner.
Wrong! Louder. Drunker. Even more backup dancers.
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