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Decimal Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of decimal jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do librarians file melted marshmallows?
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
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#2
What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?
it floats.
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#3
Q: How do librarians file melted marshmallows?
A: According to the Gooey Decimal System.
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#4
My bank account has 7 figures but 6 of them
are to the right of the decimal point.
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#5
Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?
It's just what we tend to do
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#6
Hi, I'm Tim Cook and I will teach you how to count in decimals * 10.1
* 10.2 * 10.3 * 10.4 * 10.5 * 10.6 * 10.7 * 10.8 * 10.9 * 10.10
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#7
I always give 110%.
Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%.
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#8
Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
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#9
I used to think math was useless.
But then one day I realized that decimals had a point.
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#10
I used to think maths was useless but then one
day I realised that decimals had a point.
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#11
I used to hate math, But then I
realized, decimals had a point.
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#12
I used to think maths was useless but then one
day I realised that decimals had a point
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#13
How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?
The Andouille Decimal System
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#14
How do you organize wet books?
With the mildewy decimal system!
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#15
Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages?
No, he's loving angles instead.
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#16
Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.
'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
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#17
The George W.
Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System.
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#18
Why should you not argue with a decimal?
Because decimals always have a point.
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#19
What did the decimal say to his wife?
"Damn girl, I'm about to decimate dat ass."
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#20
What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
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