What Are Decisions Jokes?
Decisions Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of decisions jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'll never join one of those dating sites.
I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.
#2
My bank statement is just a visual
record of bad decisions.
#3
George W.
Bush isn't writing a memoir, but "an account of key decisions", such as 9/11, Iraq, and "all the other things Cheney made me do."
#4
What do we want?
SOME GOOD DECISIONS! When do we want them? BEFORE LAST NIGHT!
#5
Nodding my head like yeah moving my hips like yeah selling my blood like
yeah because I made a series of poor financial decisions like yeah
#6
Best Joke which defines me I am married
and not allowed to make decisions :D
#7
When I was younger, I was so stupid, I made bad decisions that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
And by "younger" I mean yesterday.
#8
What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?" "Choice" is your ability
to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.
#9
If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it.
Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions.
#10
Remember to make short sighted assumptions and rash
decisions with almost no information today.
#11
I carry a magic 8 ball because no one should
have to make tough decisions alone.
#12
The way you feel while mumbling through that part of the song
you don't know is how I feel about all my life decisions.
#13
I'm so bad at making decisions that whenever I hit a yellow
light I scream, open my car door and throw myself out
#14
The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called "15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions.
We Love You Brittani!"
#15
When I was in the army our commanding officer always made decisions based on the way our whole unit felt.
I kind of miss him. Good ol' General Consensus.
#16
Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences.
How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop
#17
GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks?
SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok
#18
women tend to make bad decisions when they're around me...
if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!
#19
Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved
me clicking cancel instead of send.
#20
What you should do if you have a rash Choose your doctor and medication
carefully, you don't want to make any rash decisions.
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