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#1
Me: I'll write u a haiku!
Her: I'm just impressed u know how to spell haiku. Me: *deletes "how to spell high-koo" from browser history*
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#2
My dog walked across my laptop keyboard and mashed a bunch of keys, but
I didn't delete it because it's better than anything I wrote today.
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#3
I love how all my apps shake when I go to delete one..
There all like awww shit, who's it gonna be this time
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#4
Sorry, I can't delete any of my voicemails cause
then people would be able to leave me a new one
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#5
Is there an app to delete your number
out of other people's phones yet?
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#6
History: delete Pics: delete Texts: delete Kik: delete
"Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."
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#7
It's easier to travel back in time and stop yourself from
being born than it is to delete your Facebook account.
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#8
Sex positions for small penises Fuck!
This isn't Google search. How do I delete this post?
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#9
Deleting cookies from my browser history is fine but
I'd rather delete cookies from my eating history.
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#10
Me: Read this tweet.
Wife: Sure. Me: Is it racist? Wife: No. Me: Sexist? Wife: No. Me: Is it offensive at all? Wife: No. Me: *deletes tweet*
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#11
Made a reverse chain letter that said 'delete this email or you get bad luck!' and then deleted it without sending.
Then I called it a day.
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#12
I had a joke about eating girls out...
but apparently it left a bad taste in too many people's mouths, so I had to delete it.
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#13
[crime scene] *detective snaps pics
of murder victim* Corpse: delete it
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#14
Astronaut: *takes a picture of
the moon* Moon: delete it
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#15
I wish they had an app that allows you to delete
your number from other ppl's phones.
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#16
League of Legend Spell Why do Summoners spell
still exist if Summoners what delete in Lol ?
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#17
Me:*delete pics* IPhone: you sure?
M:Yes IP: Ok I'll just put them over here Me:delete them IP: Ok *whispers* keeping them on the cloud tho
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#18
I just spent several seconds trying unsuccessfully to delete a comma.
Turns out somebody sneezed it onto the computer screen.
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#19
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were
24 singles in my area, Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
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#20
If anything I post offends you, please, please bring it to
my attention so I can delete you off my friends list.
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