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Demand Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of demand jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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This joke is like a party without any demand for fruit juice.
There is no punch line.
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#2
Girl, are you expansionary monetary policy?
Because my Aggregate Demand is growing.
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#3
Quick Jokes http://thoughtcatalog.com/christopher-hudspeth/2013/09/50-terrible-quick-jokes-thatll-get-you-a-laugh-on-demand/
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#4
Terrorists have hijacked a plane filled with politicians...
They say they will release one politician per hour if their demands aren't met.
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#5
We have bike lanes and carpool lanes.
I demand a waterslide lane on every major road.
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#6
I would tell an economics joke...
..but there's not enough demand.
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#7
You kids today with your on demand music don't know the euphoria of
hearing your jam come on the radio without the DJ talking over it.
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#8
It's way too early in the day for you to be yelling at me, repeating your demands, and making me follow you around, girl.
It's over, Dora.
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#9
Just received an email saying: "Want to see Celine Dion live?"
My first thought was that it was a ransom demand.
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#10
Boycott shampoo demand
real poo instead
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#11
DATING TIP: Be a gentleman.
Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life.
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#12
Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?
Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.
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#13
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on
a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.
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#14
For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping.
They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
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#15
My psychiatrist said I'm crazy.
I told him, "I demand a second opinion!" He said, "Ok, you're ugly, too."
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#16
My wife says I've left the toilet seat up "like a bajillion
times" but I'm contacting Jill Stein to demand a recount.
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#17
"McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks
have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work.
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#18
"This is gonna be so awful, and everyone's least favorite, yet .0001
of the population will keep it in demand." - Inventor of licorice
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#19
Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?
They need clean air.
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#20
Some women have names that simply demand respect.
The few. The proud. The Maureens.
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