What Are Democrats Jokes?
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#1
Democrats have been really angry over the 2016 election results The last time
Democrats were THIS angry is when the Republicans took their slaves away
#2
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they'll just pass a law against light bulbs and then wonder why it's dark.
#3
The problem with politics today...
Republicans treat people like dogs and Democrats treat dogs like people
#4
Why do Democrats push for more gun control?
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
#5
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, one to call the media and publicize and one to blame the Democrats on the electric bill.
#6
They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid.
And they're right. Just kidding they're fags.
#7
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"
#8
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.
Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
#9
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.
#10
Yay!
The Democrats won the World Series!
#11
Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans but they don't admit it.
#12
The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid.
The democrats said "Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."
#13
Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season.
Republicans do too all year round.
#14
Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?
Because they were vaccinated as children.
#15
When toasting the holidays Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bud."
#16
I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans...
... Since they freed the slaves
#17
Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys
and Indians." Democrats don't either as long as the Indians win.
#18
If republicans stand up and clap I get a shot, if democrats stand up and clap I have to buy someone a shot who can't afford it.
#sotu
#19
It would be nice if Republicans and Democrats could work
together to limit Nicolas Cage to 6 movies a year.
#20
I haven't seen Democrats this upset with a Republican since...
A Republican took the Democrats' slaves away
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