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#1
got bored and went to Home Depot wearing an orange apron to see how
good i am at making up answers to peoples home repair questions
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#2
If you're smoking weed on the way to Home Depot I can predict
your future, in 2 hrs you're going back to Home Depot.
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#3
What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?
Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
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#4
Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the
same isle, the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way.
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#5
Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display
Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot.
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#6
The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is
whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot
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#7
There's absolutely no way Lady Gaga was born with
half an Office Depot hot-glued to her head.
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#8
What do you call it when someone comes to your house and takes all your pottery?
Home Depot.
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#9
"Keep pumping until something happens." -Home Depot guy teaching me
to prime the snow blower says the first thing I've understood.
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#10
What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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#11
My fake mustache fell off in Home Depot and now
they won't let me touch any of the power tools.
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#12
Standing behind a lady at Home Depot.
Heard her ask for suggestions for tools to buy her grandson who was studying to be a quantum mechanic.
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#13
Hit the showers.
Smack a sink. Verbally assault a bathtub. Make everyone at Home Depot uncomfortable.
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#14
Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot.
Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples.
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#15
When Miley Cyrus licks a sledgehammer naked, it's art.
When I do it, I'm drunk and told to leave Home Depot.
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#16
I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down...
and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up.
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#17
What did the lizard get at home depot?
Reptile.
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#18
What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?
SUPPLIES!!!
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#19
What's the difference between a Greyhound Bus depot filled with old people, and a crab with DD boobs?
One's a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean.
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#20
A guy wins a contest s] \ A guy wins a contest at home depot Home depot manager:"Alright sir for
your prize would you rather have a ladder or 1 million dollars?" Man:"I'll take the latter."
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