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Desert Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of desert jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
A lion walks the desert and sees an armored knight.
"Oh no, not canned meat again!"
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#2
I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her...
She ended up being a Nicki Mirage
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#3
Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class.
One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion.
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#4
Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and myself were stranded on a desert island...
I then proceeded to bash my own head in with a coconut
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#5
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years?
Because Moses lost a quarter.
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#6
Two balloons are floating in the desert.
one balloon says to the other, "hey! watch out for that cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
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#7
Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?
They are full of Iranian seman
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#8
A zero and an eight are walking in a desert...
and the zero asks the eight "aren't you too hot with that belt on?"
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#9
Why's the camel considered the submarine of the desert?
Because they're filled with iraqi semen
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#10
Two grains of sand in the desert..
The first one turns around and says to his friend: "Dude, I think we are being followed". I'll see myself out.
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#11
What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?
Dry Humour.
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#12
Why are camels called the ships of the desert?
They're full of Iraqi semen.
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#13
Why are camels known as the ships of the desert?
Because they're filled with Arab semen.
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#14
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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#15
Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an "Oasis." ...
That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates.
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#16
Why will you never go hungry in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
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#17
What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?
A first aid kitty !
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#18
Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert.
Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, "Dude, I think we're being followed."
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#19
two snakes in the desert Two snakes are crossing the desert.
After a while one says to the other: Slow down, lets rest, i cant feel my feet.
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#20
How do you kill a German?
Put them in front of a red light in the middle of the desert.
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