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#1
[2 detectives are at a murder scene] "my god Wilkins.
Are you thinking what im thinking?" ... "a lasagne driving a car?" "Exactly"
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#2
What is a Detective's favourite pastry?
The Tooth Hurts Donut!
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#3
COP: careful, this guy's insane DETECTIVE: ok [he walks into the interrogation
room] ME: i dont like the creme part of oreos D: jesus christ
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#4
DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier
that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*
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#5
The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO.
While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together.
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#6
The detective said it was "super fucking weird, but not illegal"
to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning.
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#7
*puts crime-scene photos in a rocket* Ok stand back "Detective, what are
u doing?" What does it look like, I'm launching this investigation
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#8
My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head.
Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE.
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#9
GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective.
We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way.
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#10
Girlfriend Detective Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective.
I think we should split up." Me: "Good idea. We can cover more ground that way."
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#11
I accidentally answered the phone with my last
name and got promoted to homicide detective
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#12
I hate forensic TV shows like CSI.
I know for a fact that they are completely unrealistic... I mean come on, women detectives?
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#13
*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of...
*Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*
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#14
I met a 14 year old girl on the internet...
She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?
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#15
[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been..
*Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered
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#16
The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E.
Dunn
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#17
What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?
Whodinuit
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#18
DETECTIVE: what do you think killed these two birds?
ME: [picking up the only stone near their bodies] idk maybe the bird flu.
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#19
[murder scene] detective: "she drown?" cop: "after a blow to the head"
d: "what's he doing?" me: [trying to draw chalk outline on river]
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#20
What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?
A Scotland Yard.
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