What Are Deux Jokes?
Deux Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of deux jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
2 Cats on the Titanic So there were 2 cats on the Titanic.
The first was called "One two three" and the other was "Un deux trois". "One two three" cat was rescued. But "Un deux trois" cat sank.
#2
What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?
Kim Jong-Deux.
#3
Kim Jong Un has become so fat We now
refer to him as Kim Jong Deux.
#4
Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned.
It was all over the news the next day; "Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"
#5
2 cats are trying to cross a river...
The first cat is named "One Two Three", and the second cat is named "Un Deux Trois". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
#6
Two cats are swimming across a river One's name is "one two three", and the other's name is "Un deux trois".
One two three made it across but Un deux trois cat sank
#7
Three French cats were sailing...
There was a hole in the boat and un deux trois quatre cinq.
#8
Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading?
Rabinowitz: Whatcha reading? Topper: Great Expectations. Rabinowitz: Is it any good? Topper: Its not all I hoped for. Hot Shots Part Deux. Best joke in the movie.
#9
What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
#10
North Korea new leader After Kim Jong Un dies, North
Korea will be ruled by his son, Kim Jong Deux.
#11
Who decided to call it an English to French
dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?
#12
Two cats are swimming across a river, who made it across?
one's name is "one two three" and the others name is "un deux trois". who made it across? one two three, because un deux trois cat sank.
#13
What do you call the son of Kim jong-un?
Kim jong-deux
#14
2 cats are racing across the English Channel, an English cat named "123" and a French cat named "Un deux trois." Which cat won the race?
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
#15
Two cats cross a river...
first cats name is un deux trois. The second cats name is one two three. Which cat made it across? The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
#16
French guy (showing me his yachts): This is Un.
This is Deux. This is Trois. This is Quatre. This is Six. Me: Where's the 5th? FG: Cinq.
#17
There are 2 cats.
One is called "One Two Three" and the other is called "Un Deux Trois", which is the best at swimming? "One Two Three" obviously. Because "Un Deux Trois" cat sank
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