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What Are Dials Jokes?

Dials Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dials jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
You've been robbed by *360 spin* A smooooth crimi- *trips
over own feet, drops tv, & butt dials police*
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#2
*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] "You
can make one phone call" *Dials random # "Is your fridge running?"
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#3
[jail] ME: I want my phone call COP: Ok.
Make it count ME: [dials payphone] [cop's mobile rings] COP: Hello? ME: Please let me go
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#4
Me: Hello, is it me you're looking for?
Her: no Me: *dials another number* Hello, is it me you're looking for?
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#5
[Office] *Dolphin accidentally dials fax number Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this.
But yes I'm free tonight
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#6
[bar closing time] Do you wanna come over to my place?
Her (flirtatious af): oh yeah Ok hold on.. *dials phone* Mom? Can you pick me up now?
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#7
Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials,
she makes a conference call
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#8
*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did
you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?
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#9
*walks into son's room to find a recording of him snoring* Dear God *dials
911* Help, a wizard turned my son into a 90's cassette player
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#10
Kayne West gets arrested Officer: "Okay, Kanye you get one phone call." **Kanye Dials Phone number** **Officer answers** Officer: Hello?
Kanye: Put Kanye on the phone.
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#11
*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan?
Dude I thought we had an agreement?!
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#12
*slides into home plate and crowd goes wild* Hey everybody, be quiet for a minute!
*pulls out phone, dials number* Hi mom, I got home safe.
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#13
police and public Caller: Dials in 911 Hello officer, I broke my arm in 3 places!
Officer: Then stop going to those places.
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#14
*sees lost cat* Hey buddy you lost *reads tag* there's a phone number
*dials number* *little cell phone in cats pocket starts ringing*
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#15
WIFE: *motions to me that she's choking* ME: *immediately dials 911* 911:
what the emergency ME: *handing her the phone* here u talk to them
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#16
son: hey dad me: [picks up phone, dials 9] yes son: now don't get mad
me: [dials 1] ok son: do we have a fire extinguisher me: [dials 1]
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Our collection features 16 Dials Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Dials Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Dials Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Why do people enjoy Dials Jokes?
Dials Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Dials Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dials jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Dials Jokes safe for all ages?
Most dials jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Dials Jokes?
dials jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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