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What Are Diamond Jokes?

Diamond Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of diamond jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Marriage is like a deck of cards In the beginning all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond...
By the end you wish you had a club and a spade.
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#2
NSFW Men are like a deck of cards...
You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his fucking face in and a spade to bury the bastard!
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#3
A dog made of diamonds would
be everyone's best friend.
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#4
What do you call a fake Irish diamond?
A shamrock.
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#5
On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex.
I have a short arm.
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#6
Another Tom Swifty "I have only diamonds,
clubs, and spades," said Tom heartlessly.
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#7
Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon,
proving he was a terrible Clue player
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#8
How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
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#9
A Diamond Comes home to his Coal wife and Coal Child He says "I've been under a lot
of pressure lately (Edit: Just realized this was on the front page gaddamit)
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#10
Why was the diamond depressed?
He had been under a lot of pressure lately.
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#11
*Girl opens Xmas present* "Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?" "Wait
but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
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#12
What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
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#13
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and spade.
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#14
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.
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#15
How is a marriage similar to a deck of cards?
Starting off with 2 hearts and a diamond seems great but by the end all you want is a club and a spade.
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#16
Lucy plans elaborate jewel heist.
Lucy dons cat burglar suit to conceal identity. Lucy pulls off heist. Lucy in disguise with diamonds.
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#17
Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?
He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.
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#18
[funeral] Her: why is my dead grandfather wearing a diamond ring?
*sliding it off his finger* Me: *gets down on one knee* because babe...
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#19
Carbon was under a lot of pressure from his parents
to marry Silicon so Carbon gave her a diamond.
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#20
My family keeps telling me that when I die I should have
my ashes made into a diamond There's a lot of pressure
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Our collection features 114 Diamond Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Diamond Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and diamond jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most diamond jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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diamond jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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