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#1
My cell phone battery dies quicker
than a mother in a Disney movie
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#2
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a night Set
a man on fire and he'll be warm till he dies
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#3
[Dr.] "Your blood is 40% cheese, if you eat ANY more you'll die" *slowly
raises piece of cheese to mouth* "Don't do it" *eats cheese* *dies*
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#4
Gramps: *on deathbed* I feel like Im forgetting someth- *dies* [2
yrs later] Me: *knocking water outta my ears* *quarter falls out*
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#5
Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something.
Mark.My.Words.
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#6
When the inventor of USB stick dies..
They'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it the other way, then lower it again.
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#7
"Study: Child dies in portable pool every
5 days" SOMEBODY HELP THAT DAMN KID
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#8
[deathbed] ME: Give me that sword & I'll haunt it when I die SON: I made this [hands me cake] ME: No!
[dies] CAKE: [in my voice] God damn it
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#9
News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to
a sperm bank He came and went at the same time
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#10
When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken.
It's because he can't cook.
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#11
When Lionel Messi dies..
He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time..
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#12
D'you want to hear a spoiler for the Jumanji remake?
Robin Williams dies
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#13
What happens when the pope
dies Another one popes up
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#14
The worst part of going on a date with a guy I don't like
is how my grandma always dies before our food gets there.
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#15
[takes a nap] ok i like the concept [sleeps for a long time] alright
alright im diggin it [dies] oh hell yea baby that's the stuff
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#16
[phone makes noise] [gets giddy about how popular I'm about to feel] Oh.
It's an email about car insurance. [quietly dies a little inside]
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#17
Man cheats clearly A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."
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#18
Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?
Purrrgatory.
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#19
For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room.
The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway.
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#20
I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will
say "He's in a better place now."
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