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Dino Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dino jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
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#2
What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?
DINO-MITE!
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#3
*Dino-Jesus preaching to the dinosaurs* "Let he who is without sin
cast the first stone." *Asteroid crushes Earth* "Dammit Dad."
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#4
Q: What happens when a T-Rex bites you?
A: You get a dino-sore.
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#5
GOD: (creates earth) hell yea lizard planet!
WINDOWSTM: restart planet for important updates GOD: um ok *dinos die, man appears* GOD: wtf
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#6
wife: What's the best moment of your life?
me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
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#7
What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?
*Dino-swore.* I'm sorry.
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#8
I just saw Jurassic World...
It was DINO-mite!!! A'thank you, I'll show myself out.
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#9
[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG!
DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up
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#10
Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?
They were all Nervous-Rex
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#11
What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner?
Dino-mate!
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#12
The fact that Fred Flintsone ate brontosaurus burgers seems less
charming when you realize Dino was also a brontosaurus.
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#13
What do you call an exploding dinosaur?
Dino-mite
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#14
Writing about 2 dinosaurs who hate crime.
They make motorcycles & badges from the meteorite that killed their dino buds. Called TriceraCOPS!
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#15
Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense.
I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow.
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#16
What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?
A Connosaur
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#17
How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
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#18
two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q.
What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a
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#19
What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes?
I dino-bore! . I'm sorry.
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#20
How did the T-Rex feel after working out?
[OC] Dino-sore
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