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Dishes Jokes

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Dishes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dishes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I eat things based on the amount
of dishes I have to use.
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#2
Doctor, Doctor!!
I think my wife is dead. What do you mean you "think" she's dead, either she is or she isn't. Well, the sex is the same but the dishes in the sink are piling up.
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#3
How do you know that your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up.
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#4
Wife: Did you do the dishes like I asked?
Me: Sorry I was busy W: Doing what? *cat rides by on Roomba wearing gladiator outfit* Me: Uh..
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#5
Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?
The potry
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#6
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - House Wife Barbie ...dressed in
ratty old housecoat; comes with dirty laundry and sink full of dishes
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#7
What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?
The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!
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#8
"Then it's agreed.
We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink
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#9
I told my wife, "no man should spend more time washing dishes than
he does having sex!" Our new dishwashing service is great.
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#10
An undertaker says to a bereaved husband When did you realise your wife was dead?' Well,'
he replies, the sex was the same but the dishes just kept piling up...' from Internet.
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#11
My grandma was so poor she only left me recipes for pasta dishes in her will, you could say she was my..
*golf swings* Pennefactor.
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#12
Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?
She was running out of things to read.
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#13
**SEX.** SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX.
Now that you have my attention, go do the dishes for me.
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#14
Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but
then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me.
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#15
How can you tell if your wife is dead?
[NSFW] The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning.
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#16
My first job was a dishwasher at the National Radar Company
Turns out the dishes were a lot larger than I first thought
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#17
I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no
different, but the dishes keep piling up
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#18
My wife uses an entire bottle of dish soap when she washes the dishes every night.
Another day, another Dawn
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#19
How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1.
Put in sink 2. Wait
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#20
Why did God invent women?
You think he's gonna wash the dishes?
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