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Dive Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dive jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I'll straight up dive off a cutting board and cut shit
on a diving board I don't give a shit anymore.
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#2
I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would
dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck.
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#3
Wife: We need to go to the store.
We're out of milk. Me: We can wait a few days. Wife: We're out of beer. Me: *dives in the car*
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#4
Why don't blind people sky-dive?
(from "Money Train") Because it scares the shit out of their dogs.
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#5
What's the only animal with two assholes; One regular one and one on its back?
A police horse. Sorry, drunk regular at my local dive bar told me this. I enjoyed it.
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#6
Why don't they let blind people sky dive?
It scares the shit out the dogs.
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#7
This sub has taken a dive recently I guess I should
put my phone in rice to try and dry it out.
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#8
*Dive rolls across the room naked Her-
Why don't you just buy curtains?
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#9
TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war!
Sorry, wrong sub :(
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#10
Cop: Freeze!
Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone.
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#11
yo mama so fat when she dive into the ocean
there is a tsunami warning out!!
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#12
Judge: Guilty Me: Sayyoudidwhat.
Judge: What did you say? Me: Judge? Did you just reverse my sentence? *Stage dives into cheering jury*
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#13
Where do mermaids go to see movies?
...The dive-in
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#14
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?
When your bald !
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#15
A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time.
Fin.
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#16
Note to future self: Tequila is a liar.
You do not sound exactly like Axl Rose & the people at karaoke will not catch you if you stage dive
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#17
Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
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#18
What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?
The guy gets fierious.
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#19
[sees a dog about to get run over] Me [dives toward dog & rolls to safety]:
that was close [sees a cat about to get run over] Me: car coming
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#20
Science question: can somebody please explain how
tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and dive jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most dive jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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