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Divers Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of divers jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So a Korean ferry capsized with over 280 people lost overboard.
Not entirely a waste. Now we have 280 extra divers looking for flight MH370.
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#2
Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?
Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.
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#3
Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat?
...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat.
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#4
Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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#5
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
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#6
How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin-divers
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#7
Whale joke How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers!
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#8
Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off of a boat?
If they fell forwards they would still be in the boat
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#9
Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?
If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.
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#10
Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
'cause if they fell forward, they'd still be in the Fuckin' boat! I'll show myself out.
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#11
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?
Because if they fell forward they'd still be on the boat. :D
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#12
Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards off boats?
Because if they rolled forward they would just go into the boat
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#13
Why are divers always so nervous?
Because they're always under pressure!
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#14
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?
Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.
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#15
Why do scuba divers jump off the boat backwards?
Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.
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#16
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
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#17
Yo momma so fat the last time she went swimming she chewed
a divers foot and they closed down sea world.
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#18
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
. Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat
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#19
What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
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#20
Sitting on the porch late one night.
A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do.
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