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Diving Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of diving jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why the USA get silver in synchronized diving?
Because Steele Johnson always comes second.
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#2
Synchronized diving would be far more
interesting without the pool.
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#3
Cliff diving?
No thanks. I get all of my near death thrills by rolling my eyes when my wife asks me to move my feet while she vacuums.
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#4
[Sky-diving] INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute!
ME: my shoe? INSTRUCTOR: your parachute! ME: my pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: where's his shoes?
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#5
It's a plant shaped like an egg.
EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative.
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#6
People think stage diving is dangerous, but not me.
Because humans are made out of 95% water. So the audience is 5% away from being a pool.
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#7
Why did team USA get a silver in Men's Diving?
Because Steele Johnson always comes second.
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#8
You know why yoga is so unpopular for men?
Well women don't mind muff diving but dudes don't like to suck their own dicks.
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#9
Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute?
It's a once in a lifetime experience
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#10
What do you call a deep-sea diving dog?
Scuba - Doo!
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#11
You don't need a parachute to go sky diving
You need a parachute to go sky diving twice
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#12
All my CDs are in my ex's car.
I'd get them, but I don't want to face her. Plus I don't have the equipment for diving to the bottom of the river.
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#13
While deep-sea diving I was strangled by an octopus
The whole experience was rather breathtaking.
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#14
Let's vote the pool water off
that celebrity diving show.
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#15
The Filipino
diving team.
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#16
whats the best way to go cliff diving?
without the body of water
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#17
How did the hipster break his neck?
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
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#18
What's the difference between golf and sky diving?
Twack......... Shit!
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#19
My life-long rival just beat my record for deep-sea diving!
This is a new low...
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#20
[first day as diving instructor] Guy [from the back]: what's the signal
for a shark Me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up
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