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Dollar Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dollar jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Would you give a blowjob for a million dollars?
Yes? Can I get a dollar's worth?
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#2
The year is 2044.
After trillions of dollars and thousands of lives lost, the SpaceX program lands a man on Mars. Mars: I have a boyfriend
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#3
Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills.
Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro.
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#4
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are a dollar-fifty, and deer nuts are under a buck.
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#5
A guy got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick...
Now he can play with his money, watch it grow, and you can't find a girl who can't blow a hundred dollars.
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#6
Billion dollar idea.
A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"
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#7
Twitter is working worse than a
dollar store pregnancy test.
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#8
I just did my own taxes for the first time and I'm glad I
did because I'm getting 8 million dollars back this year!
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#9
Examine the shadows around my eyes.
They speak of loss, of longing, of doom. Also, I buy mascara at the dollar store.
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#10
If i would gift every redditor reddit gold how much will it cost me ?
A small loan of a million dollars.
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#11
Went into Dollar Store.
Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising.
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#12
If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied...
I'd owe them 5 bucks
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#13
Why cant obama ever be on a dollar bill?
they would have to use to much ink.
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#14
What's the capital of Greece?
About 10 dollars.
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#15
I just finished deadlifting 1000 pounds off the ground.
For you Americans, that's 1275 dollars. It's my most expensive lift to date.
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#16
I'm a big fan of 50 cent Or as he's known
in Zimbabwe, 10 billion dollars
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#17
Im sorry, but you only have two weeks to live *slides the doctor a five
dollar bill* Ooooh make that 3 weeks buddy *winks at loved ones*
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#18
A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside.
Total damage: $48.
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#19
I saw a poor cat down the street So
I felt bad and gave it two dollars
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#20
What do you call a cheap male prostitute?
A five dollar footlong.
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