What Are Done Jokes?
Done Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of done jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Ladies, the knight with the shiniest Armour has
done the least amount of brave or cool sh*t.
#2
A racist man laments...
If people gave him $1 for every racist thing he said or done he'd be able to make a small contribution of 1 million dollars to Donald Trump's campaign.
#3
I'm just saying, a cartoon character facebook pic isnt going to stop a child abuser!
If you see one, call the cops, bam, done.
#4
How long is a Chinese name Mr.
How Long IS a Chinese name,,,,, I'm sure this has been done before, but it's my favorite "riddle"
#5
I'm going to nap so hard today, my pillow Is going
to need a cigarette when I'm done with it
#6
What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating?
"Beating adjourned."
#7
If you love someone set them on fire.
Did I get that right? Oh god what have I done. It's SET THEM FREE isn't it? Sorry burning loved one.
#8
Executioner: final words?
Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually.
#9
Has Jack Johnson done a TED
talk on chillaxing yet?
#10
I have more memory of my conception than I do of last Saturday night...
though sometimes I really wish my parents hadn't done porn.
#11
In alcohol's defense, i've done some pretty
dumb shit while completely sober too.
#12
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch.
She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4.
#13
Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd.
Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!
#14
I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire
neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done.
#15
I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done,
but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out.
#16
Donald Trump has done so much good for American education.
Now instead of citing my sources on an English paper, I can just write down, "I know it, you know it, everybody knows it."
#17
You know what Nixon did wrong?
He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you.
#18
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
#19
I'm trying to do unto others as I would have done to me, but they're all
"stop thrusting at me, this is a church service; please sit down"
#20
Well Done to Barack Obama...
The first Black man to hear the words 'four more years' without them being spoken by a Judge during a parole hearing.
Why People Enjoy Done Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and done jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love done jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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