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Down Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of down jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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#2
A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street...
when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, "Lets's fuck him!" The rabbi asks, "Out of what?"
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#3
I think it's just about time to sit my 9yr old down and give her the "Your
mom is a pyscho and you're probably gonna end up one too" speech.
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#4
Prince: Rapunzel, let down your hair.
Rapunzel: Hair, you'll never be beautiful, you'll always have split ends. *hair is super let down*
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#5
A little girl and a little boy were sitting in a bathtub together..
The little girl looks down and asks, "can I touch it?" He answers, "NO WAY- YOU ALREADY BROKE YOURS OFF!"
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#6
If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked.
I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them.
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#7
If you show me a piano falling down a mine shaft...
I'll show you Aflat minor.
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#8
People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or
proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check.
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#9
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Walking. jk, rolling.
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#10
Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week.
Republicans are already planning to shoot it down.
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#11
Put that down you fat piece of sh*t' the
title of the dieting book I'm writing.
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#12
Me: You won't believe the dream I had last night!
I slapped you in the face with a hot pizza. Him: M: *looks down* *sees pepperoni all over*
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#13
I was going to major in cosmetology..
..but then they shut down the space program.. idiots.
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#14
What is Santa's motto?
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
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#15
What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?
A condescending condescending
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#16
*Squats down to look for food
in the refrigerator* Fitness.
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#17
So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next
to me He points at Rihana and says " I'm hitting that"
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#18
What does a mathematician do about constipation?
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
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#19
43 Hacks That Will Help You
Cut Down a Christmas Tree
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#20
Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
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