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Dragon Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dragon jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Going to How to Train Your Dragon tomorrow...
Or marriage guidance counselling as the wife calls it.
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#2
How much does a dragon weigh?
Wonton
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#3
Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?
Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.
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#4
What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
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#5
Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they
can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats.
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#6
Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's?
Because they're a dragon the state
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#7
Enter the dragon Q: What do you call a martial arts expert with a sore patella?
A: Bruised knee
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#8
It's 2011 and we're not driving dragons?
The future sickens me.
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#9
How many dragon ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1, but it takes 6 episodes.
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#10
I met a girl who said she liked Imagine Dragons.
I asked her if she could Imagine Dragon these nuts across her chin.
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#11
[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls!
They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son.
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#12
If you're reading this fortune cookie, I am being held at the Golden Dragon Dumpling Outlet against my will.
Send help.
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#13
What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?
Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs? Consuelo.
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#14
I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage.
Away from the Komodo dragon.
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#15
My grandma was visiting and placed her pills in my cupboard...
I asked her, Grandma have you seen the pills I have marked with the letters LSD? She said, No, have you seen that dragon in the kitchen?
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#16
Dad: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon.
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#17
So I just saw the music video for Radioactive, and if you think fighting stuffed animals is weird...
...Imagine Dragons.
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#18
What's hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card?
Blue eyes blond dragon.
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#19
You know what they say about Dragon
jokes They Dragon and on
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#20
A Dragon Joke Two dragons are in a bar.
One turns to the other and says "It's roasting in here!" The first replies, "Shut your mouth."
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