What Are Drain Jokes?
Drain Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drain jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What the worst part about pulling a hair clump from the drain of the apartment you just moved into?
Waiting for it to dry so you can glue it to your sex doll
#2
I'm going to make a comedy about plumbers.
It's going to be called snakes in a drain.
#3
They say don't drop the soap, they are right.
You will slip on it and fall, I have first hand knowledge. Don't worry I'm fine, only a little drain bamage.
#4
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,.....
Can a hooker get laid off?
#5
They say I have a drinking problem.
All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body.
#6
Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?
Because it was deterred.
#7
Almost touched an old person tonight.
Luckily I jerked my arm away before they could drain me of my youth and vigor.
#8
I don't want a boyfriend.
Just someone to call me beautiful, love me right, and fix the clogged drain in my bathtub. Mostly the drain thing.
#9
if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles.
yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it
#10
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means?" I said yeah,"the damn drain is clogged again!".
Edit: grammar
#11
[clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain.
[clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]
#12
Her: Is breakfast almost ready?
Me: Yeah, I just have to drain the sausage. Her: Can't we please wait till after breakfast for that?
#13
A man's girlfriend shaves her pussy in the shower.
His girlfriend says "Hey babe, I shaved my pussy...you know what that means?" The man replies "Yeah, the fucking drain is clogged again."
#14
i forgot the word "whirlpool" so i had to
search the internet for "drain tornadoes"
#15
if a plumber's career can go down the drain...
And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?
#16
Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3)
Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats
#17
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said "I shaved down there, you know
what that means?" I said, "Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."
#18
I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious.
Laughing at my ex-pence.
#19
my shower thoughts kept getting deeper and deeper and deeper...
then i realized it was because i had the drain-plug in.
#20
If my wife hates when I cum in her hair.
Why does she keep leaving it in the shower drain?
Why People Enjoy Drain Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and drain jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love drain jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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