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Dresses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dresses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*rage dresses *rage stomps down stairs *rage closes neighbors banging garbage
can lid flapping in wind *rage stomps upstairs *rage undresses
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#2
*dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits
for new fireman husband to come rescue me*
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#3
I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses.
I just put two and two together.
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#4
Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?
A: They could get chapped lips!
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#5
I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween.
Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?
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#6
Girlfriend: "Does this dress make me look
fat?" Me: "Stop blaming the dresses.
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#7
What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?
A metronome!
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#8
My girlfriend has this weird fetish Where she dresses
up like herself, and acts like a total bitch
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#9
Ever notice that a European male tourist dresses like a 7th grade girl from the suburbs?
Graphic tees and Hollister jeans allllll day.
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#10
Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today.
If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
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#11
I wear dresses to work so it takes me less time to use the loo so people won't think I'm pooping.
So yeah, I'd say I'm pretty professional.
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#12
This drag race is not at all what I expected.
Are they in dresses INSIDE of the cars, at least?
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#13
I only wear dresses on sad occasions,
like funerals and weddings.
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#14
A guy came to my bar the other day and told me "hey man I don't have much money, can you just give me your cheapest shot?" .
. I said "Yeah, your ugly and your mom dresses you funny".
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#15
Why are wedding dresses white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
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#16
Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses
like a woman and he wears a bra!
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#17
Remember when dresses were slightly longer but still cute, and when I bent over my gender didn't show?
I want those back.
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#18
ESPIONAGE: teen dresses up as a dad for a PTA meeting "i think drugs are
cool and we should back off" *snapback falls out of pocket* *gasps*
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#19
Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!
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#20
{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved.
CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire.
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