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What Are Drought Jokes?

Drought Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drought jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?
**No Drought.**
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#2
Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant.
Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot.
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#3
Worst thing about this Californian drought...
...the the state has lost its favorite, longest-running Rivers
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#4
"This ice bucket challenge is really contributing to California's
drought" I said as i skipped into Raging Waters
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#5
My heart goes out to the teenage girls in California who, due to the
drought, can no longer take "unusually long" baths like we did
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#6
Have you heard about the drought in Yemen?
The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid.
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#7
Does California have *any* water?
I seriously drought it.
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#8
Do you know what happens when gay marriage is legalized?
BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over. Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners
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#9
(Trump rally) Trump: I'll take questions now.
Reporter: How will you fix California's drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*
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#10
Dear Californians- Quit telling everyone there's a drought.
The ocean is right there. You're just lazy.
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#11
I have the solution to the drought in California
Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape
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#12
They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will
be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes
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#13
The water drought in California is so bad, that someone
broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed.
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#14
What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
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#15
BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from
the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners.
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#16
An increasing number of farmers are losing their
crops due to drought It's a growing problem.
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#17
I have a joke about California's drought.
But it's pretty dry.
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#18
What gets wet as it dries?
Texas after a drought.
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#19
Does your state have less water than California?
Drought it.
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Our collection features 19 Drought Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
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Why do people enjoy Drought Jokes?
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and drought jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Are Drought Jokes safe for all ages?
Most drought jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Drought Jokes?
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