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Drunk Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of drunk jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*watches man fall off of bridge on TV..
"Bartender, can you get me that drunk?"
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#2
Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?
He couldn't handle his lacquer
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#3
I'd rather hear my parents describe how they have sex than hear
a group of drunk chicks when their favorite song comes on.
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#4
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly
arrested, I would like to wish all a Happy Saturday!
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#5
I am at my most drunk when I go from chat room
to chat room yelling WHO STOLE MY POPTART!!
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#6
You know you where drunk last night when you realise
you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
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#7
Today I learned my laser pointer can go all the way to the bar across the street.
Drunk people still think there's a sniper somewhere.
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#8
Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching
a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.
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#9
[me as a DJ] Where my single ladies at?
*drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men
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#10
Whats the month people get most drunk in?
Febrewery
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#11
Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
M: Speeding? C: No! M: Not using my blinker? C: No! M: Because I'm drunk? Cop: Sir get off the mower!
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#12
"are you drunk?" - everyone's response
when i send a nice text
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#13
What's the best thing about an extremely drunk, angry girlfriend?
They don't remember when you smack the ever living shit out of them.
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#14
I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me.
All he kept saying was, "Too drunk." He should really stop drinking on the job.
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#15
Mickey Mantle knew 2 things.
Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball.
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#16
Don't have your phone number posted on FB if you don't want me calling
you at 3am drunk asking for the recipe of that cobbler you posted.
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#17
[god inventing animals] okay here's a new one.
It's an umbrella "okay" made out of jello "alright" and it electrocutes things "you're drunk"
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#18
I always assume people with red cars were
drunk when they went to the dealership.
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#19
Neighbors just got a pirate ship playhouse for their backyard.
Drunk me has never been so excited.
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#20
I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion.
It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke.
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