What Are Dump Jokes?
Dump Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dump jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
I love weighing myself after having a dump.
It makes a shit load of difference.
#22
*leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa.
"Hi" "Hey" Hi."Push It" is about takin a dump, right? "No" "Nope" *hands friend $5*
#23
[NSFW] What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
#24
Did you know if you weigh yourself, then take a dump, then weigh the dump
& weigh yourself again, you'll be banned from Walgreens for life?
#25
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his wife?
Wipes his ass.
#26
What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
#27
I accidently swallowed some scrabble tiles
My next dump could spell disaster
#28
Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?
He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.
#29
Sir this bag is too heavy, you'll have to pay an extra $25 to check it.
Sure thing *dumps 2500 pennies from bag onto counter*
#30
r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump.
I keep seeing the same shit over and over again.
#31
"Let's blast some Jack Johnson and call each other Broseph and dump our
girlfriends with a text." -Dudes who wear salmon colored jean shorts
#32
LPT: If you're trying to get over a crush just imagine them taking the wettest dump ever.
Unless, of course, you're into that kind of shit.
#33
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
Wipes.
#34
*sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back
ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*
#35
Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I...
Adviser: Dump him.
#36
What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
#37
Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck?
He got down in the dumps.
#38
What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?
When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around
#39
Haven't taken a dump in 4 days and I feel fine.
Then again, I could just be full of shit.
#40
To all the girls who take pictures in the bathroom in public places,
I'm taking a dump in the stall behind you....Don't forget to tag me
Why People Enjoy Dump Jokes
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