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#1
I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.
I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.
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#2
What did the dominatrix say to Dwayne Johnson before they got started?
I'm about to be peoples elbow deep in the rocks bottom.
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#3
I once had a selfie with Dwayne Johnson at the Alcatraz Island (during an SF City Tour)...
Now I know what it feels to be stucked between The Rock and A Hard Place...
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#4
*PLOT TWIST* Breaking Bad last ep.
Walt takes off the mask to reveal he was Dwayne Johnson The world finally knows what the Rock was cookin
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#5
The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson.
He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild.
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#6
I am a janitor...
They call me Dwayne "The Smock" Johnson.
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#7
Knock Knock!
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!
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#8
When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because
Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent.
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#9
Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
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#10
I got in a fight with Dwayne Johnson.
As I threw the first punch, he turned around on the spot. And that, that is when I knew I'd hit rock bottom.
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#11
What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
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#12
When I smacked Dwayne Johnson's ass...
I really hit Rock bottom.
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#13
who's there * Knock knock * *who's there* * Dwayne
* *Dwayne who?* * Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning!
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#14
Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Dwayne." "Dwayne
who?" "Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!"
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#15
Dwayne Johnson's new television show on the food
network Can you cook what The Rock is smelling?
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#16
Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?
He's been living under The Rock.
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#17
On one side of me was Dwayne Johnson, and the other, a stone fish.
I guess I was just between the Rock and a hard plaice.
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#18
ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock WIFE: A WHAT?
ME: Shhh, you'll make him nervous DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*
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#19
if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be
talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds
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#20
Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?
Everyone takes him for granite.
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