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What Are Dying Jokes?

Dying Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of dying jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So, as I was bleeding internally...
...I was dying inside. (bad joke)
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#2
Africa If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we
could save millions of mosquito's dying needlessly of aids.
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#3
Recent studies show that eating bacon or other red meats increases your
chances of dying by 20% So apparently I have a 120% chance of dying
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#4
My biggest fear used to be dying alone but thanks to Trump,
I know it'll be in a camp, surrounded by other minorities.
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#5
I'm not afraid of death, so much as I am of dying!
I wanna die how my father died, peacefully in his sleep, not like his screaming terrified passengers! *Gotham, Mondays on Fox*
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#6
Hang in there Dave At the rate that all the celebrities are dying let's
hope Dave doesn't die before the years up, it'd be devastating
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#7
What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
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#8
My Grandfathers dying words to me were,
"Are you still holding the ladder?".
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#9
*early humans discovering sleepiness* noooo!!
what is this, im shutting down? dying??? *waking up later* wow, i love that. gonna do it a lot
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#10
A werewolf is chasing you.
You're on a Segway. The werewolf is too. Both batteries are dying, and the chase gets slower and slower.
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#11
"Hey!
Guess what just popped in my head?!?" -- My dying words if I had an aneurysm
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#12
Anti-Jokes So a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."
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#13
I Have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying.
It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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#14
There was once a viking who believed in reincarnation.
He was hoping that after dying he'd be Bjorn again.
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#15
My dad is a mortician I hear people
are dying to get into that field
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#16
I now have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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#17
Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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#18
Fat Lady vs Old Maid What is the difference?
One is trying to diet, the other is dying to try it!
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#19
Why does the graveyard have fences?
Because people were dying to get in!
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#20
I would really appreciate it if
everyone great would stop dying
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