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Earrings Jokes

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Earrings Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of earrings jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If I start removing my earrings while maintaining eye contact, you're
either in for the fuck of your life, or you'd better fucking run.
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#2
why do you always have nicer earrings
than me mexican babies
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#3
How much do pirates pay for earrings?
Somewhere around a buck an ear.
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#4
I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous, but I can
still fit into the earrings I wore in high school.
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#5
Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?
He went to Jared.
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#6
What did the watch say when the necklace, earrings, purse and ring killed the shoes?
I won't be an accessory to this.
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#7
How much do pirates pay for earrings?
about a buck an ear.
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#8
Earrings Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?
... ... Stirrups
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#9
There were two fish in a tank.
There were two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer.
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#10
How to make your ears pop?
Try some sparkly earrings.
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#11
*takes earrings out* *takes bracelet off* *slips out of shoes* *tears
off jeans, shirt, bra* *shaves head* Ok Doc you can weigh me now
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#12
Where did Javon get his earrings?
Ja Mall
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#13
Did you know: the human body is 60% water, 20% hair, 34% rope, 9% tubes,
12% earrings, 99% eyes, 13% jubjubs, 6% dingdongs, 100% crannies
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#14
I love how you can tell how slutty a girl
is by the size of her hoop earrings.
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#15
How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
About a buccaneer!
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#16
Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him...
... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!
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#17
I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the
holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina.
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#18
How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?
A buccaneer
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#19
[At the Rumble] her *aggressively taking off earrings and heels* me *desperately
trying to find somewhere to set down my ice cream cone*
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#20
Legally, if a woman is wearing hoop earrings that are as big as the
side of her face, you are allowed to hurl a basketball at her head.
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