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Ears Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ears jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber
song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts
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#2
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I have two ears!
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#3
How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer.
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#4
If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal
ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
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#5
You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes
If they're behind her ears, she likes you
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#6
Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?
A corn has ears.
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#7
How many ears does Spock have?
A right ear, a left ear, and the final front ear.
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#8
How many ears does Spock have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear.
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#9
Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?
...because there are too many ears.
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#10
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear
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#11
That'll do, fellas.
I think we're good on breathy singer-songwriters who sound like they're creepily whispering rapey stuff in our ears.
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#12
Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?
The cue tip.
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#13
Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector.
A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
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#14
What do you call a pie who made his own ears?
A pioneer
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#15
Best listener Girl: My boyfriend never listens to me.
Friend: You should date a blind mute. Girl: why? Friend: he's all ears
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#16
What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
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#17
Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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#18
What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?
Her ankles.
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#19
What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating?
His ears. Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox" Good times!
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#20
Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny's ears then broke off its head.
I'm sleeping with the lights on.
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