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#1
I had the left side of my body cut off...
But I'm all right. EDIT: I just realize that whether the left was cut from the right or the right from the left is a matter of sincere argument.
#2
Ever heard of a game called Polish Roulette?
It's like Russian Roulette except all the chambers are loaded. edit: "chambers," not "barrels"
#3
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Edit: For clarification, that's the joke.
#4
I need a volunteer to test Stockholm syndrome.
Any takers? Edit: This is a dumb joke...
#5
Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have?
The Trump card. Edit: so that's what they mean by RIP Inbox...
#6
I'm officially putting my GPA up for adoption...
I just can't raise it myself [joke credit to the girl I overheard say it in the library] Edit: apparently its from yikyak?
#7
What's the main use for leather in the world?
Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke
#8
What is gray and comes in pints?
An elephant! edit: maybe I should say what is gray and cums in pints?
#9
Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?
They can go through 94 stories in seconds! Edit: Please don't hurt me.
#10
What do a politician and a sperm have in common?
One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title.
#11
What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?
They're both myths. EDIT: spelling
#12
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)
#13
Pay me a complement.
Wife: I look like a fat, ugly, wrinkly, pig, be a dear and pay me a complement Husband: Your eyesight's damn near perfect. Edit:Format
#14
I decided to email Ted Kaczynski yesterday
Edit : wow, my inbox blew up
#15
What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T.
got home? "Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
#16
I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia...
But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary.
#17
What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
#18
Every time I read news about ISS Im like what did ISIS do this time...
half way through the article... how the hell did they get to space. Oh wait damn you dyslexia!! edit: joke
#19
Have you guys heard about the corduroy pillows?
There making head lines. (classic) Edit: goddammit...they're
#20
Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery?
Bun Edit: Title should say Niece
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