What Are Edit Jokes?
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#21
What do planets like read?
Comet books! Edit: What do planets like to read?**
#22
Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
#23
A man tried to sell me a coffin today.
I told him that's the last thing I need. Edit: missed a word
#24
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Edit: For clarification, that's the joke.
#25
Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit:
insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this
#26
Trees are allergic to bees..
..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar
#27
"millennials sure do love APPS!!" i can edit a movie on my phone.
you used to harass women for recreation. go back to watching suits grandpa
#28
My 8 year old sister's joke: There were 12 fish in a pond.
One of the dies. Why did the water level in the pond rise? -Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
#29
I used to have a fear for speed bumps...
But I'm slowly getting over it. Edit: Why is this flaired as dirty?
#30
Have you heard about the new female doctor who can cure illness with all natural, homeopathic remedies?
Look her up! She just goes by the name, "Miss Information" Edit: source - South Park
#31
Great wine is like great jazz...
It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same. EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?
#32
I failed a Health and Safety course at work today...
One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" "Fuckin' big ones" was apparently the wrong answer. Edit: grammer
#33
What is atheism?
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
#34
I had a joke about time travel but you guys didn't like it.
So I choose not to post it this time around Edit: Thanks for the 1000 upvotes this time guys! ( Edited when I only had 27)
#35
Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny
#36
2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
Ba dum tss EDIT: spelling
#37
Why did the chip chase the sauce?
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
#38
Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial?
You're*-emburg ^^^^^^I'm ^^^^^^sorry... **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can't believe I'm on the second page!**
#39
My ex-girlfriend was a slut.
She bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie. edit: Going through a potential breakup, so if you see this, this isnt about you, babe. Dont leave me, please.
#40
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud
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