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#1
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary.
Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.
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#2
Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job.
Women continue to hate their bodies.
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#3
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo.
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#4
ME: *sighs* yep, story of my life EDITOR: please stop saying
that every time you hand me a draft of your autobiography
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#5
I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline
PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating.
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#6
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
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#7
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but first he has to rewire the entire building.
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#8
Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video
at work because I'm a porn movie editor
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#9
Editor: You wrote a play about Victorian England using menstrual blood as ink?
Me: Yes, it's a period piece.
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#10
Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor?
- .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .--. ..- -. -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-
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#11
If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put
gametes on the cover Because sex cells.
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#12
The "letters to the editor" page of your local
newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly.
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#13
What did the erotic novel author get from his editor?
Sticky notes. What did he get from his publisher? A hard copy.
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#14
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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#15
She claimed to be a copy editor
but she had no proof.
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#16
If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, "Feel bad yet?
You should, Fatty."
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#17
What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
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#18
Right now the owner of Men's Health magazine is beating an editor who
forgot to include the phrase 'rock-hard abs' on this month's cover.
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#19
I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor.
Even my blood is a Type O!
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#20
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.
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