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Einstein Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of einstein jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
So Einstein finally finished that theory about space he's been working on.
It's about time too, right?
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#2
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers.
His name was Frank
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#3
What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
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#4
You may like to add a tag to your YouTube video.
That tag? Albert Einstein.
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#5
Hung like Einstein smart as a horse...
Thanks dad.
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#6
I sing like Sinatra and have the brain of Einstein.
I think that's why girls call me Frankenstein.
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#7
Funny, those Baby Einstein videos don't mention anything
about how he fled Baby Europe to escape the Baby Nazis.
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#8
Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist.
His name was Frank Einstein
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#9
There's a wormhole in the center of my bagel....
"Of course, that's not a Cinnamon-Rosen bagel....you bought an EINSTEIN-Rosen bagel!"
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#10
What do you call Albert Einstein giving a handjob?
A stroke of genius.
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#11
Einstein developed a theory about space,
and it was about time, too.
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#12
Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth?
Albert Einsteins cock
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#13
"Eat the booty like groceries"
-Albert Einstein
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#14
I never understood why being called an Einstein is bad.
It's only relatively insulting.
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#15
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
That rose's name? Albert Einstein.
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#16
anyone hear about this gravity discovery proving einsteins theory correct?
I hear its really making a wave
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#17
Einstein developed a theory about space...
...it was about time too.
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#18
Einstein made a theory about space,
And it was about time, too!
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#19
What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?
"Speed is relative, officer."
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#20
A stitch in time...
Would confuse Einstein
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