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Ellen Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ellen jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Ellen Pao couldn't become a Miss America,
so instead she became a Miss Ogynist.
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#2
How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned?
[This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one
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#3
Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career.
*Interception*
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#4
I hope it's not too weird the next time I get a haircut and the barber
asks, "So, how do you want it?" and I reply, "Like Ellen DeGeneres."
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#5
Ellen Pao right
now [deleted]
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#6
Ellen Pao stole my bike Who
else could it have been
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#7
What did the reddit user say to the CEO of
reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]
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#8
TIFU And by I, I
mean Ellen Pao.
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#9
So reddit announced today transparency is important to them.
Unless its about Ellen Pao. the end.
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#10
My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38...
Ellen Degeneris
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#11
Ellen
Pao.
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#12
Something something Reddit something something Ellen Pao GUYS, DID I DO IT RIGHT, GUYS?!
DO I GET THE FREE POINTS NOW?!?!
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#13
This subreddit is literally full of Ellen Pao right now.
Here's what I have to say about it [removed]
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#14
What does apathy sound like?
I'm Ellen Pao, AMA
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#15
What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?
Aids develops itself
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#16
Did anyone hear how Ellen Degeneres died?
She drowned, they found her face down in Ricki Lake
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#17
I saved $38 by moving the fish tank in front of the TV during
"Ellen" and telling my kids it was Finding Dory.
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#18
Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?
[deleted]
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#19
Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?
She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself
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#20
Ellen Degeneres died today...
... they found her face down in Rosie O'Donnell.
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