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Emergency Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of emergency jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
GF: "Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"
Me: "Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"
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#2
911: What's your emergency?
Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead
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#3
911 what is your emergency?
Me: "My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home" 911: "stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
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#4
911: What's your emergency?
"I put the Ford in affordable housing." 911: Are you flirting? "No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"
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#5
"911, what is your emergency?" I got stuck
in a beaded curtain "Again?" SEND HELP
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#6
Always identify who to
blame in an emergency.
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#7
My wife thought her water broke so we went to emergency.
Turns out her bong just has a crack in it or something.
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#8
"In case of emergency break glass" Who do you think I am?
Some sort of karate expert? I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
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#9
Q: How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A: Just one but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
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#10
Over the weekend, the new "Godzilla" movie came out.
I don't know how Godzilla doesn't hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece.
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#11
Someone calls 911...
Man : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Man : Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Man : The ugly one is winning.
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#12
My Medical Emergency Contact is a girl from college who promised she'd
pluck any stray hairs off my face if I slipped into a coma.
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#13
I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream "Is anyone in here writing a screen play?
We need one! This is an emergency!"
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#14
How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.
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#15
Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another.
He is now my new emergency contact.
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#16
Operator: 999, emergency services.
Which service do you require? Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
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#17
What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room?
Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC
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#18
9-1-1 what's ur emergency "well i guess it's that one of my friends
changed all of my contacts' phone numbers to 9-1-1."
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#19
Hello!
Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!
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#20
911: What's your emergency?
Me: Do you think I'm pretty
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and emergency jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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