What Are Emperor Jokes?
Emperor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of emperor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
In tonight's debate Trump said we can't trust the rebels I'm not
surprised; he has always reminded me of Emperor Palpatine.
#2
The Constitution of Japan Article 3.
The advice and approval of the Cabinet shall be required for all acts of the Emperor in matters of state,and the Cabinet shall be responsible therefor.
#3
The Chinese emperor went out on a guys night.
It was the man-date of heaven.
#4
[waking from 10 yr coma] Where am I?
"Don't worry. You're home in America" But...I'm Swedish! "World Emperor Trump will explain everything"
#5
Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?
The Sithsonian.
#6
Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust...
Emperor Augustus throws down his pen in disgust, exclaiming: "I can't believe it's February and I'm still writing B.C. on all of my checks!"
#7
What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?
Julius Seizure
#8
What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?
They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
#9
An elephant, a 500lb gorilla, and a naked emperor
walk into a room Nobody says a thing.
#10
Emperor Sleepoleon, we urge you to change your name to appear less lazy to your people.
Oui, I shall dial it back, BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY
#11
What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?
Darth Vader.
#12
The Emperor's
New Clothes
#13
Empires were run by emperors...
Kingdoms were run by kings, Now we have countries.
#14
My friend asked me for some inspiration for a Halloween costume.
Apparently "The Emperor's New Clothes" was a bad idea.
#15
What do you call a epileptic roman emperor?
Just had a Seizure. (too those who dont get it read it out loud quickly)
#16
"The Emperor is naked!" cried a child Silence was the answer.
There were only him and Emperor in the bedroom.
#17
What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?
A rock-czar
#18
What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?
he has Divine Right of way
#19
You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth?
Emperor constant teen.
#20
So Darth Vader had been plotting against the Emperor for many years By the time return
of the Jedi came around, he finally got his chance to overthrow the Emperor.
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