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What Are Employment Jokes?

Employment Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of employment jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Lindsay Lohan said she's voting for Mitt b/c "employment is really important
right now" Like it's Obama's fault no one wants to hire her.
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#2
Documentaries must provide 90% of the
employment for violin players.
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#3
They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if
we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it.
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#4
Just saw an employment ad...
...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week...
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#5
What do you call the corner of 69th and main?
Your moms place of employment
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#6
Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?
He wanted stable employment
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#7
Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed.
He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax.
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#8
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application?
In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.
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#9
They got 5 guys making one hamburger?
No wonder the employment numbers are up.
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#10
How do you starve a worthless mooch?
By hiding his employment check in his work boots.
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#11
When an employment application asks who is to be notified in
case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".
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#12
Did you know Han Solo had an employment agency?
Han Jobs
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#13
An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you.
Guy : I know. The lady hangs up.
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#14
*writes employment history on arm *writes professional references
on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds "resume" to resume
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#15
A Google Doc of friends' employment status
so everyone knows who can chill whenever.
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#16
Where does a sad chemist find employment?
At an apathycary!
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Employment Jokes?
Our collection features 16 Employment Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Employment Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Employment Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Employment Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Employment Jokes are available?
We currently have 16 Employment Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Employment Jokes?
Employment Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Employment Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and employment jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love employment jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Employment Jokes to share?
A good employment jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Employment Jokes safe for all ages?
Most employment jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Employment Jokes?
employment jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Employment Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Employment Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new employment jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Employment Jokes for a specific occasion?
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