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Empty Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of empty jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER 7yo: I have an empty snail shell collection.
Me: How many do you have? 7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO? 7yo: I said it was empty.
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#2
What's the difference between a chick with a dick and a guy with tits?
Empty testicals.
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#3
What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
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#4
*confidently throws the empty macaroni box in the garbage because I don't
need instructions* *pulls the box back out 3 times to make sure*
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#5
What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?
Pessimist Prime
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#6
Just went to the mens room & came out to an empty office.
Either the building is on fire or there is cake in the break room. Win/win
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#7
There was a king with three cups.
He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third.
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#8
What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
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#9
My life is like my dick after
masturbation Empty.
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#10
My money box is empty...
No change there.
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#11
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
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#12
My Future I have a lot more trust and faith in my guidance counselor's
advice after getting an empty fortune cookie at a chinese restaurant.
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#13
A feminist's view point.
Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Feminist: The glass is being raped.
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#14
There are three kinds of people...
The ones who say the glass is half full, The ones who say the glass is half empty, And the one who thinks you should have gotten a smaller glass.
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#15
I went to the Air and Space Museum It
wasn't as empty as I thought it'd be.
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#16
I'll push a loaded grocery cart around for 45 minutes -- but I WILL
NOT spend 5 seconds pushing an empty one back to the return area!
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#17
Doctor: "Why is my waiting room empty?" Judge: "I hauled everyone
off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"
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#18
If you walk into a room that's empty except for a clown doll sitting
in a chair at a tiny table, you're probably about to be murdered.
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#19
[In Bar] Friend: Your fly is down Me: I know, he's going through a
messy divorce *glances to fly passed out among empty beer bottles*
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#20
Wife: What did I ask you to do?
Me: Love you forever? W: M: Kill a man to defend you honor? W: EMPTY THE DISHWASER I was getting there.
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