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Encounter Jokes

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What Are Encounter Jokes?

Encounter Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of encounter jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you encounter a bear in the wilderness, sing a Coldplay song.
You'll die, but the bear will suffer too.
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#2
Hi, I'm Megan.
You may know me from such public encounters with kids as "No, YOUR face is stupid" and "I didn't trip you, you fell".
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#3
If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant
that the bear is like "whatever this person seems exhausting."
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#4
Nerd play Q:What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?
A: Close encounters of the nerd kind
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#5
Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic.
She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off.
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#6
What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?
C: PU!
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#7
Last Christmas I bought my mother-in-law a Jack Daniels t-shirt having previously told me she enjoyed encounters with spirits.
She looked angry and said "I'm a medium" Bullshit!! XXL fit her perfect!
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#8
If you encounter another Dad in the wild wearing a #1 Dad shirt, you must fight to the death.
Disneyland has never been so fun
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#9
"I did not expect to encounter so many snakes when
I booked this flight!" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue
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#10
I walked into a male underwear store for a quick second.
I had a brief encounter.
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#11
I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria.
It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.
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#12
After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter
with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward.
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#13
What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?
The shadow of his former shelf.
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#14
I remember my first sexual encounter.
It was really a frightening experience. I was all by myself!
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#15
Knock Knock Who's there !
Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !
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#16
Today I am choosing to stay positive and kind
to anyone I encounter today, except vampires.
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#17
What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?
f(x)
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#18
What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild?
Fucking big ones!
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#19
An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music.
What happens next is up to you.
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#20
Why should you avoid sexual encounters with The Fonz?
Because he has Ayyyds.
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