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Enemies Jokes

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What Are Enemies Jokes?

Enemies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of enemies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
FIRST PERSON TO USE AN IRON: This battle hammer
does wonders for my enemies' shirts!
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#2
They say: "keep your friends close and your enemies closer".
The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.
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#3
Keep your friends' cake
and your enemies' cake.
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#4
To live 98 years and
have NO enemies
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#5
Keep your friends close.
Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees.
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#6
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Marry your enemy. Grow old together. Watch your enemy die.
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#7
"Can I shit here?" ---- Sean Connery trying to make
friends at the park but making enemies inshtead.
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#8
I keep my friends clothes and my enemies toaster.
As a result, they're now all my enemies, but they're naked & having cereal for brekkie.
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#9
Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts
close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile
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#10
Guys who are enemies of Putin
seem to have the worst luck.
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#11
What do the English use to blow up their enemies?
Tea N' Tea.
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#12
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, your pets in tupperware,
your grandad in a crockpot and your mother in law in a ziplock bag.
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#13
Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles just flip them on their backs?
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#14
Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?
One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it
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#15
I like my enemies how Americans
like their tea Weak.
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#16
What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?
Hydra-Gin
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#17
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch enemies.
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#18
Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?
To see the enemies.
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#19
When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have
no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy
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#20
It's best not to piss off someone with Multiple Personalities
You never know how many enemies you're making
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